hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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