He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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