I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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