something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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