How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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