Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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