It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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