I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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