yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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