I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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