so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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