it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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