Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
kristin has been a bad kristin
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
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I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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