I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
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Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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