as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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