Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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