we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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