All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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