Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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