Are we in a gay sports bar?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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