so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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