You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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