Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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