I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
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Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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