are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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