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Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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