you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
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I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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