i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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