Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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