I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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