my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
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i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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