Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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