boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I have post one night stand depression
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