my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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