I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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