We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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