You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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