The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
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If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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