i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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