what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
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You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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