I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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