You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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