Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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