Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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