Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
false alarm. still invincible.
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we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize