so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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