So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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