lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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