Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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