Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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